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30.11.07

20 Different Ways to Moan

Do you think moaning during sex is essential to add flavour and to spice up something very primal? Do women moan during sex? I know I do. What about men? Well, I think if the sex is good enough, abso-bloody-lutely!

Okay, guys…let’s do this. I found this clip at YouTube and I was laughing so hard, I almost peed myself. This clip was taken from THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES which unfortunately I didn’t get to see when it showed over here. According to this clip, there are different ways to moan. Uh-huh. 20 ways in fact. "How Many?" Hmmm. I know, well I thought that too!

But I guess when you think about all of the sighs and moans and groans and ‘oohs’ and ‘ahhhs’ that take place when you’re getting it on, it’s not surprising really is it? There’s probably more than 20! I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned before in the Making Sex Funny blog, that I’m pretty vocal in the bedroom. I’m not shy, that’s for certain. So, looking at these ladies, whilst I may not be quite as exaggerated as they are (bloody hell I hope not!), I’m pretty sure there are some of those strange animal noises coming out of my mouth at that glorious pinacle!! LOL


Now it starts to dawn on me that maybe all those times when I had a large hand shoved over my mouth so as not to 'wake the neighbours', becomes a little clearer. Of course, you never care about the bloody neighbours whilst you're at it hammer and tong do you? Hmmm, been there a few times. Luckily most of the walls in my house are pretty thick.

So, onwards and forwards - the moans:

  1. The Clit Moan
  2. The Vagina Moan
  3. The Combo Clit-Vagina Moan
  4. The “Almost” Moan
  5. The “Right-on-it” Moan
  6. The Elegant Moan
  7. The Great Slick oan
  8. The “Lost” Moan
  9. The Jewish Moan
  10. The African Moan
  11. The Irish Catholic Moan
  12. The Mountain Top Moan
  13. The Baby Moan
  14. The Doggie Moan
  15. The Uninhibited Militant Bisexual Moan
  16. The Machine Gun Moan
  17. The Tortured Zen Moan
  18. The Diva Moan
  19. The College Moan
  20. The Surprise Triple Orgasm Moan

So, be honest ladies, how many have you done?

(You can also see more on the Vagina Monologues here & here. Have fun!)

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27 comments:

Bronwyn's Blog said...

Hilarious!!!

LynTaylor said...

Grrr ... you know I'm going to have to find something to occupy the kids now. Something that's not in earshot of the computer that is ;) Hmmm .. maybe I should tell them to go out and play on the road ...

total-e-bound said...

I adore this clip.Every time I watch it, it has me laughing.

Yeah, Lyn, not a good idea to have the kids in the room for this one!! LOL

Chantal said...

Ahahahahaha! Can't. stop. laughing!! lol

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