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Quantity versus Quality !!

I know this topic has been touched on before, but I just had to give my take on it. After all, I’m a mouthy broad who likes to have her say. This is by no means a scientific discussion. It’s nothing more than my opinion.

“Observe your willy getting longer day by day”

“Safe enlargement of trouser mouse”

“Change your instrument size”

“Quick way to enlarge your ding dong”

No, don’t laugh. This is a sample of the spam that is shunted to my inbox every day. It seems once you’re “out there” with an author website and an attached email, you open yourself up to all types of spam. These are just a few. We won’t mention the number I get for Viagra. I chuckle when I read the headings, but it got me thinking. Are there so many men out there worried about their penis size that these people make a living from all this? So does size really matter? To women, that is?

I’m old enough and smart enough to know that men get really hung up on the size of their penis. Let’s face it. They play with it from the time they are born. They talk to it, give it names. Forget the dog being man’s best friend. I suspect it’s his penis. Lol

But I’m here to tell you, size isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. Seems to me there’s a more important issue here. It’s what you do with your penis that women remember most.

“Wham, bang, thank you, ma’am.” Okay, so sometimes a quickie is fantastic, but only if the sexual tension has been allowed to build before the main event. There are studies out there that say the average size of a man’s penis is somewhere between 5.5 inches and 6.5 inches long, but you know something? What matters more to a woman is the foreplay, not the actual wielding of the instrument. Kiss me, fondle me, bring me to a screaming red-hot orgasm before you even get to the ultimate surrender, and hey, guess what? I won’t give a damn how big your penis is. I’ll be more in awe of your prowess as a lover. That’s it in a nutshell. Foreplay!

It’s the pleasure not the measure that matters

to most women!

So what do the savvy ladies out there think? Are you turned on because a guy is hung like a horse? Or are you more interested in what he can do with that gigantic ding dong, and how he makes you feel?

Does size really matter?


Lyn Cash said...

Alexis, my friend, I love this post. You've pretty much hit on my feelings as well. (psst...any men reading and paying attention out there? - lol)

Lyn Cash said...

omg - just realized, 2 of my favorite Aussies on the same page - how can you possible go wrong coupled with HUGH JACKMAN...

That man wants me. He just doesn't realize it yet. :)

Lisabet Sarai said...

I love your cartoon!

As I've said in another comment, I think that it's partly up to us as romance/erotica writers to dispel the myths about penis size being so critical.

Alexis said...

I totally agree, Lisabet.
Size, whether it's a woman's breasts or a man's penis, is just not important in my opinion. There's so much more to a satisfying relationship or encounter. Maybe if we show it in our stories often enough, those who feel they've been short-changed in the size department will cease to worry.