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Quizz Me!!!

Hello Everyone!!!

I thought I’d play around during this blog, having nothing better to do with my time!!!!

Have you ever been on group loops when someone sent you one of those
‘what kind of (fill in the blank) are you’ quizzes?

I took this quiz below on the internet; primarily because I needed a break from writing and because I almost always take these silly things.

Turns out that I’m a Chocolate Cake; which is what Martha Stewart might call ‘a good thing’.

Here’s another one that’s supposed to determine what kind of Freudian Stage of development you’re in. I wasn’t going to take this because I’m Irish. Freud once said of my people,

“This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.”
(Oh, really?)

I took the damned test anyhow:

Turns out that I’m in the Anal Stage of development………this coming from a man who smoked almost fifty cigars a day until the habit killed him and he seemed to have had an obsession for his daughter!!!!!

Here’s one telling me what kind of mythical creature I am:

This test says I’m an Imp…..and they even broke down things down to other possibilities by percentage:

You scored as a Imp
You’re an imp, your quick. You’re not that strong on the outside, but your very strong on the inside. You don’t let mental injuries get in your way.
Imp 67%
Vampire 67%
Paladin 58%
Dragon 50%
Demon 25%

The above was interesting… much for my lifting weights nine hours a week.

Here’s a little test to determine what kind of spirit lives inside you:

Turns out I’m a:


In you the spirit of the fox lives. The fox is very smart and thoughtful. He is concentrated in hunting its food and always seems to plan 10 steps ahead. So do you. You are a hard-working, concentrated and focused, smart person which plans ahead and has everything under control. But hey, you are not a fox living in the woods. Try to let loose sometimes and have fun. You live just once...Maybe...

So there, Sigmund!!!! Go analyze that!!!

Here’s one to determine what kind of elemental you might be:

Turns out, I’m a Water Master, which is not too bad but odd considering I took another quiz once that said I was more related to the Air….here's what it said:

You are an Elemental Water Master. You are gentle, empathetic and loving - but just as water can turn to ice, you can become cold in self-protection if need be. You enjoy being near any kind of water, whether it's the ocean or a wading pool. This element has correspondences to the Western Zodiac signs Pisces and Scorpio.

Here’s one last quiz:

As to colors….I’m a Violet….interesting…'s something about Violets......

You surround yourself with art and music and are constantly driven to express yourself. You often daydream. you prefer honesty in your relationships and believe strongly in your personal morals.

Until next time……don’t do anything I wouldn’t….

Slàinte Mhath!

Candace Sams (aka C.S. Chatterly)

~ Where Fantasies Embrace Legend ~

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Ashley Ladd said...

I usually take a lot of quizzes, too. I'll have to check them out later as I'm on vacation and about to pop off to my aunt and uncle's house. They look like fun.

Candace Sams said...

They are amusing, aren't they? And so many on the Internet from which to choose.....