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23.9.08

The Top Ten Reasons to go to Work Naked

There's no way I can top Kaenar's top ten female fantasies post, LOL. But just for fun, I've got a couple other top ten lists for you. Enjoy!


TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED...

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. Ca
n take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Mark
eting from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. Pe
ople stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.


TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE IS HAVING A CYBER AFFAIR...

10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.

9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.

8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.

7. In the mornin
g, the computer screen is all fogged up.

6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.

5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers.

4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.

3. During sex she screams "A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!"

2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's ass.

1. Lipstick on the mouse.

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Have a great day everyone!

~ Jamie


16 comments:

Lisabet Sarai said...

Hilarious, Jamie!

I dare you to do it!

kaenar said...

These are just too funny, Jamie. I love the one 'Nobody sits in your computer chair'. Thanks for such a great post.
Kaenar
www.kaenar.com

kaenar said...

Hey Jamie,
Is it just my imagination or is the guy in your photo the same one as on the book cover right beside it? Is that a coincidence?
kaenar

Dakota Rebel said...

"A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!"

LMAO! Great post. Thank you so much for the laugh.

XoXoXo
Dakota Rebel

Jamie Hill said...

Lisabet,

Thanks for stopping by. I'd try this, but I'm sure there are laws in my state forbidding such scary things!

Have a great day!

Jamie

Jamie Hill said...

Kaenar,

I liked the computer chair line, too, LOL

As for the guy-- might be the same one, I hadn't really looked at his face!

*G*

Jamie

Jamie Hill said...

Hey Dakota,

I thought we could all use a Tuesday chuckle.

Three days 'til Friday, if anyone is counting.

LOL

Jamie

ddurance said...

LOL, I'll have to remember the one about the pens. I work at a library and people are always walking away with them.

Deidre
deidre_durance@hotmail.com

Jude Mason said...

Oh my Gawd! Jamie, you are crazy! Fantastic post, and you got me laughing as well as plotting. I think that's a good thing, right?

Hugs

Jamie Hill said...

Deidre,

You give a whole new meaning to the term 'naughty librarian!"

LOL

Thanks for commenting.

Jamie

Jamie Hill said...

Jude,

When you start plotting, I'm never sure that's a totally good thing. *G*

Thanks for popping in,

hugs,

Jamie

Claire said...

Absolutely brilliant! I just laughed my pants off! ;)

Jamie Hill said...

Ah, look, Claire is getting into the spirit of the 'go to work naked' thing! LOL

Thanks for commenting, ma'am!

~ Jamie

Molly Daniels said...

LMAO:) Too funny, Jamie! Thanks for the laugh!

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