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23.12.08

Top 10 Reasons Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Men

Merry Christmas!

I hope everyone has a lovely holiday and gets some time to relax. If you’re looking for something to read, don’t forget my m/f Christmas romance, Secret Santa. TEB has plenty other hot holiday titles, a lovely Christmas Spirits line, and some great titles from last Christmas that should not be forgotten. Check out Bobbie Russell's Joyfully Recommended title, Once Upon a Starry Night!





Now, a little something just for fun:

Top 10 Reasons Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Men

10. It gets turned on only when you want it turned on.

9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it wears out.

7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.

5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.

4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even when it's lit.

3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

2. Even small ones give satisfaction.

1. A Christmas tree is always erect.

Happy Holidays!

Jamie Hill

www.jamiehill.biz

29 comments:

Lisabet Sarai said...

I like the "Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights"! I'll take one....

Happy Holidays to you and yours!

Jamie Hill said...

Heh heh heh. Can always count on you, Lisabet!!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and yours, as well!

Jamie

Kim Dare said...

My favourite has to be number 7. I now have sprinkles from the top of my cake stuck in my key board, lol.

Have a great Christmas.

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