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29.3.09

Weird Sex Laws

Ah, spring. When flowers break through the thawing ground, and new baby animals can be seen romping around the meadow. It has been said spring is also when love is in the air. And we all know that before there is love, there is … SEX.

So to help you climb out from under the last of the winter snow and get revitalized for spring, but also to make sure you don’t get caught in a compromising position, here are some obscure sex laws you should be aware of. These may actually be on the books somewhere, or they may have been figments of someone’s imagination, but they do make you think about “doing it”!

It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

In Maryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

However, in Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset.

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.!! The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).

In Alabama you will break the law if you seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage; while in Oklahoma, if you propose to a virgin then have sex and later decide you don't want to marry her, you just committed a felony.

And since we mentioned spring being a time for the birth of baby animals, here are a couple of laws regarding animal sex. (No, not sex with animals – that’s illegal in most states if you do it for pay. If no money is involved, well then….)

In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
In Fairbanks, Alaska moose are not allowed to have sex on city streets.


Bobbie Russell
author of "Winning Molly"
and other short stories at TEB

1 comment:

Jamie Hill said...

Bobbie,

I had some comments about some of these laws, but figured it might be breaking a law to voice them out loud. hee hee hee

Cute post!

Hugs,

Jamie