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23.10.09

Daily Chuckle

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On another Septic Tank Truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 business"
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming"
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait. "
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

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~ Jenna

5 comments:

Lisabet Sarai said...

Grin...giggle...guffaw!

Very funny, Jenna!

Hugs,
Lisabet

Jenna Byrnes said...

Thanks Lisabet, I thought they were cute. I'm also having the week from hell and couldn't dream up a post to follow Kaenar's! LOL

Jenna

Jude Mason said...

Very cute, Jenna. I must remember not to be drinking coffee when reading your posts in future. LOL

Hugs

Jenna Byrnes said...

Hey Jude,

I'd offer to come clean your monitor but I'm not sure I'm ready to face another airplane!

Thanks for commenting,

Jenna

Devon Rhodes said...

LOL, and I really needed a laugh today of all days, thank you!

I'm beginning to reconsider my position in the month, following Kaenar and Jenna is starting to provoke performance anxiety!