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8.10.09

Just How Kinky Are You?




Define “kinky.” Go ahead. I’ve tried and truly can’t come up with a definition that fits. Generally, “kinky” refers to finding sexual pleasure in an unusual or bizarre manner. This, then, begs the question of What is unusual or bizarre. I know – this type of questioning could easily spiral into the realms of ridiculous, but I’m the ridiculous type – for the record, I’ve also been called kinky, unusual and bizarre type as well. Still, these questions perplex me.

Naturally, cultural and religious influences affect the “kinky” definition. In search for answers, I’ve run across several checklists, but have yet to find a definitive one. Therefore, I’ve complied, edited, added and deleted and come up with my own checklist – please, feel free to add your own thoughts to it. I’ve taken this myself, and, as expect, I rank WAY, WAY high in the kinky factor. Answering “Yes” to any of these questions, by the way, qualifies you as “kinky” – it’s all just a matter of degree.

Answer Yes or No to each of the following.

1. Have you ever masturbated?

2. Have you ever imagined or enjoyed having sex with someone of the same sex?

3. Have you ever used a food item as an instrument of pleasure?

4. Have you ever bound someone or been bound yourself during an act of consensual sex?

5. Have you ever enjoyed more than one sexual partner at a time?

6. Have you found sexual pleasure in the reading of erotic novels (I certainly hope so!)?

7. Have you found sexual pleasure in viewing pornographic pictures?

8. Do you enjoy giving and receiving oral stimulation?

9. Have you ever used a toy for sexual gratification?

10. Have you ever enjoyed sex?

11. Have you ever had a sexual encounter for reasons other than procreation?

12. Have you ever enjoyed a sexual encounter lasting more than 15 minutes?

13. Have you ever lost conscious connection with reality during a sexual encounter only to find yourself floating in the realm of ecstasy?

14. Have you ever fantasized about sex while in church? Doing laundry? Grocery shopping? Showering? Breathing?

I can’t answer for anyone but myself, but I think I answered “yes” to each and every question.

Let the Kinkiness Roll!

3 comments:

Lisabet Sarai said...

Hi, Marie,

Okay, I answered yes to all of these questions. But that isn't kinky, it's just normal!

Hugs,
Lisabet

Marie Haynes said...

Kinky? Normal? Who's to judge!

Devon Rhodes said...

All of the above, and if these are considered kinky, who wrote the manual? Puritans? ;) Lol, sex for reasons other than procreation...