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Erotic Romance Writers' T'was The Night Before Christmas

By Devon Rhodes

'Twas the night before Christmas, when in every hut
All the authors were reading and writing their smut;

The stockings were net above killer high heels,
In hopes that St. Nichol-ass soon would cop a feel;

The kids were at Grandma’s, all snug in their beds,
While drool-worthy eye-candy danced in our heads;

And I in my teddy, and watching the clock,
Had just settled down to await the Big Cock,

When on the front door there arose such a thumpin’,
I laid back in bed to wait for my pumpin’.

From outside the window Tom opened his sash,
Tore open his raincoat and gave me a flash.

The moon on the breast of my heroes’ huge pecs
Gave a woody the size of the home state to Tex,

When, what should my wandering eyes watch come in,
But a hot dommy Master, and eight smokin’ hot men,

With a huge throbbing cock, so taut and so slick,
I knew in a moment I must have his dick.

He cock-ringed his buddies before they all came,
And he spanked them, and stroked them, and called them by name;

"Now, Asher! now, Derek! now, Paulie and Darin!
On, Cristoph! On, Corey! On, Donnie and Larren!

On top of the bed! Let’s show her a ball!
Now lick away! lick away! lick away all!"

He was dressed in black leather, from his head to his feet,
And his skin was all oiled, inducing great heat;

A bundle of toys he had flung on my bed,
And I knew he’d torment me ere I gave head.

His abs -- how they rippled! his chest smooth, not hairy!
His ass cheeks like apples, and no way was it cherry!

His sexy wide mouth was drawn up in a smirk,
And he looked like a man who knew how to work;

He was hot and enticing, and wanted to tame,
So he tied me right up and started his game;

An hour or so later I was almost wrung dry,
The guys all empty, Master made me fly;

He spoke not a word, but packed up his toys,
And filled me with cream then zipped up his boys,

And tucked a long finger under my chin,
And giving a kiss, said, “We’re off then.”

He strode to his ride, to his guys gave a leer,
And told me for sure they’d be back here next year.

And I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

"Sexy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."

Happy Holidays everyone!  See you in 2010!!


Amy Lane said...

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!! Thank you sweetheart for a Merry Christmas laugh!

(And as Master flew his subs out of the dock
He said "Merry Christmas to all, may you all get more cock!")


Ava March said...
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Ava March said...

(Let's try this again without the massive typos...)

I loved it, Devon! Absolutely fantastic!!

I hope you have a Merry Christmas! :)

Lily said...

Devon, that was great!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas

Lisabet Sarai said...

Fabulous, Devon!

I particularly liked the litany of romance hero names.

But definitely not for children...

Merry Christmas, darlin'!


RĂ©ve said...

Thanks for the smiles and giggles, Devon!

salix said...

OMG that was brilliant! I love it!

salix said...

OMG that was brilliant! I love it!

Anonymous said...

I loved it! My students would appreciate poetry if I could teach poems like that one. ;)

Devon Rhodes said...

Hi Amy! Thanks for the alt ending! ;)

Ava, yes, finally finished it up, and it made reading the real version to the kids later that night take on a whole new meaning!

Lily, Reve and Salix-baby, I'm so glad you guys enjoyed it! Thanks for coming by! :)

Hey Lisabet! It was a lot of fun working on the names, and yes, not for kiddies. Even the kids in the story were off at Grandma's, you'll notice, lol!

Hi Eyre! Might be a fun exercise, assigning them to take a well-known poem and rewrite it using the same pentameter and style but different words. I actually really enjoyed the process of reworking the stanzas from the original, making things rhyme, still telling a story, etc. Good mental workout!

Bronwyn Green said...

Fantastic! Thanks for always making me smile, Dev! :D

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